Monday, November 29, 2010

Steve Johnson Drops Game-Winning Touchdown & Blames God!!!??!

Buffalo Bills WR Steve Johnson dropped what would have been the game-winning touchdown against the Pittsburgh Steelers Sunday in overtime -- but it wasn't his fault he choked, it was God's.




The Steelers ended up winning the game 19-16 ... but we think Steve Johnson has bigger problems on his hands.
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Saturday, November 27, 2010

This Sunday Try Playing Dress up

Football gives you an opportunity to wear your favorite team logo and dress up for the big event. Surprisingly, this can actually be quite fun, and it will certainly induce feelings of football fever. If you are more likely to want to stick with one team, then check out sports websites for a wide array of team apparel. It is amazing how engaged and connected you will feel once you start wearing team jerseys and buying football merchandise.
NFL.com has a wide range of woman's apparel, from form fitting jerseys to nail polish and spa sets.
check it out at http://www.nflshop.com

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Ochocinco's Engagement Gift .. A New Reality Show !!

 Only two days after Ochocinco's engagement VH1 offered Chad Ochocinco and his freshly-minted fiancĂ©e a new reality show ... but there's a catch.
According to sources close to the couple, VH1 made an offer to Chad and "Basketball Wives" star Evelyn Lozada last Tuesday ... just hours after news broke about the 10-carat engagement.

The show would be centered around the couple's post-engagement relationship leading up to the wedding.

According to sources, the couple is very interested ... but won't sign unless "the money and situation are right."

But clock's ticking -- because we're told VH1 wants to start shooting ASAP.

Monday, November 22, 2010

NFL Star Michael Oher -- Custom Built

NFL star Michael Oher -- the guy who inspired "The Blind Side" -- is 6'4" and 313 lbs which explains the custom tailored shirt he rocked out last night -- but the iced-out watch and personalized cufflinks?
That's just baller.


Oher and a few of his teammates hit an event for the HIKE Foundation -- a charity founded by fellow  Baltimore Ravens star Matt Birk.

It was reported Oher was extremely nice to people at the event -- and signed a ton of autographs ... with his non-bling hand. 

Tim Tebow Named in Crazy Lawsuit

WARNING: If the following Tim Tebow story sounds a little insane ... it's because it probably is.

A man in Florida is seeking protection from Tim Tebow Denver Broncos backup QB -- claiming he's been targeted by fans of the QB after telling people, "T-Bo sucks."

According to legal docs filed in Florida state court, a man named John D. Gilland claims he was recently kicked out of a gas station near the University of Florida -- Tim's old stomping grounds -- for verbally bashing the former Heisman winner.

Gilland claims he's "constantly being harassed by members of [Tebow's] school as well as fans of his school."

It's really unclear why Gilland thinks Tebow is a threat ... but in his rambling statement, dude also insinuates that President Obama is conspiring with a local street gang in a diabolical plot against him. So, yeah ....

Calls to Tebow's camp have not been returned.

Jerry Jones -- Screw the Cowboys, I'm Going to Vegas!

Just days after firing his head coach ... and watching his season go down in flames ... Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones plotted his next move -- partying with young chicks at a Vegas nightclub.
Jones -- wearing what appears to be a Super Bowl ring -- hit the Lavo nightclub in the Venetian Hotel last night and posed for a photo for our pals at SpyOnVegas.com.

For the first time this season -- he must feel lucky. 

Deion Sanders' Wife: I Won't Return to 'Football Wives'

Deion Sanders' wife Pilar is already telling her close friends that she absolutely will not return for another season of "Football Wives" ... despite the fact that Season One isn't even halfway over.

Sources close to the reality star say ... Pilar is sick of being "made to look like the villain" on the show and does not want to subject herself to another round of drama.

But that's not all Pilar is telling friends ... we're told she's unhappy with her cast-mates ... even telling one person, "Would they still call it "Football Wives" if their husbands aren't playing or aren't affiliated with the NFL any longer?"

We're guessing this won't be Pilar's last fling with reality TV -- word on the street is that she and Deion are shopping around a new show ... but so far, it's unclear what it will be about.

Chad Pennington -- Fired Up Over Eminem Song

"Opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo. "

Sorry the vid is not working, but you can still check it out HERE, yo!
Just days after the Miami Dolphins named Chad Pennington their new starting QB -- someone played Eminem's "Lose Yourself" during team warm ups ... and nobody was more FIRED UP to hear it than Chad.
Pennington -- who's been Chad Henne's backup all season -- went bonkers this morning at the Dolphins' practice facility while his team looked on ... and Jeff at JeffDarlingtonSports.com caught the whole thing on tape.

Jessica Simpson Engaged -- Take That, Nick Lachey!

How's this for coincidence -- Jessica Simpson announced today that she is engaged to former football star Eric Johnson ... just days after her ex Nick Lachey got engaged to longtime girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.
STAY POSTED for expected dueling pregnancies in the months to come.

Chad Ochocinco Proposes ... With 10 Carat Ring

"Basketball Wives" star Evelyn Lozada is now the future Mrs. Chad Ochocinco -- The NFL star popped the question today ... and used a 10-carat engagement ring to seal the deal.
Sources close to the couple say Chad proposed to Evelyn -- his GF of only 4 months -- today in Cincinnati. She had flown in from Miami just yesterday to visit.

Lozada obviously said yes ... because she just tweeted a picture of the ridiculous ring (above) -- saying, "I'm no rabbit but 10 carats looks good on me!! Let the hating begin."

So far, no wedding date has been set -- we're told the couple plans to be engaged for a while. 

Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Mike Williams Arrested for DUI

Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver Mike Williams was arrested for DUI last night -- but cops don't think the rookie superstar was drunk.

As ProFootballTalk first reported, Williams was pulled over in Hillsborough County, Florida around 2:48 AM after cops say he was going 57 in a 45 ... and weaving all over the place.

Cops say the 23-year-old failed a field sobriety test -- and eventually took two breathalyzer tests once he had been taken to a nearby police station. Cops say he blew a .061 and a .065 -- both under the legal limit of .08.

Law enforcement officials say Williams may have been under the influence of something that can't be detected by a breathalyzer -- so they asked him to submit to a urine test.

Williams obliged -- but the results of the pee test are still pending and could take weeks.  

Williams was released early this morning -- and we're told he was "very cooperative with the arresting officer and agreed to everything that was requested.”

Keep posted for results on Williams' urine test!!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Brett Favre's Penis Gets Huge Offer!

Not everybody's shying away from Brett Favre's penis these days -- The embattled QB just got an offer to expose himself on the grandest stage of all ... "The Puppetry of the Penis."
Ever since dong-filled photos -- allegedly starring Brett's man parts surfaced online ... the guys at the long-running "POTP" have taken notice ... and want to sign Brett up for work.

In fact, the show's creator Simon Morley just fired off a letter to Brett's agent saying, "I, unlike a lot of people in the USA at the moment, am quite impressed with Brett's complete lack of shame."

He continues, "We would like to offer him the opportunity to join our traveling troupe on a  tour of Europe" ... followed by a stint in the U.S. where he could perform "genital art across America."

We're guessing Brett probably won't accept the offer -- but with 5 fumbles on the season already, he could probably stand to brush up on his ball handling skills.

Randy Moss falls victim of a surprise cut by the Minnesota Vikings

Alright ladies, pay attention to this one -- Randy Moss was the victim of a surprise cut by the Minnesota Vikings ... and since his release, Moss has been getting killed in the press for allegedly creating drama in the locker rooms of both the Vikings and the New England Patriots. 
Not everyone connected to Randy Moss is kicking the guy when he's down ... the NFL star's college coach not only has Randy's back ... but insists Moss has always been a "team guy."

An interview with Bleacher Report spoke to Marshall University head coach Bob Pruett -- who led Randy and The Herd to a conference championship back in 1997 ... Dude explains the Randy he knows was "always a role model."

But Coach Pruett -- who says he still talks frequently with Randy -- explains. "[Moss] definitely wears his emotions on his sleeve" ... but insists "He's just a competitive athlete who wants to win ... he's always been a team guy."

Pruett did have one interesting criticism about the Vikings -- saying, "It seems like the people at Minnesota are having problems with players other than [Randy]."

Wonder if he's talking about a guy who's name rhymes with Schmett Schmavre? (come on ladies we know what vikings player that would be don't we)

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