TOM BRADY BALD?!?!

Tom Brady is perfect. We know this. 

So it's with some hesitation that I pass along the National Enquirer report that DreamboatTom Brady was seen outside the Leonard Hair Transplant Association in Cranston, R.I., on Nov. 9. 

"He spent over an hour consulting with Dr. Leonard before he slipped out the back door and drove off," the Enquirer reported. And a source told the tabloid that, "Tom wants help with his thinning hair and bald spot." 

THIS ALSO JUST IN: Tom Brady may be getting a new linebacker -- a hairline backer.
The folks from Rogaine say they're more than happy to offer the reportedly follically-challenged QB a 3-month supply of the product. 

Tom & Gisele: $7,500 Christmas Light Spectacular

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's electric bill is gonna be through the roof this Xmas!! The couple is spending $7,500 to light and decorate their L.A. mansion for the Holidays.

Sources close to the couple say Gisele & Tom placed an order with A-1 Christmas Trees and Lights in L.A. on Tuesday -- purchasing two twelve-foot Christmas trees ... and a whole mess of lights for their house ... totaling approximately $7,500.

Big surprise -- we're told the lights are red, white, and blue ... Patriots style. Clark Griswold would be proud.

Steve Johnson Drops Game-Winning Touchdown & Blames God!!!??!

Buffalo Bills WR Steve Johnson dropped what would have been the game-winning touchdown against the Pittsburgh Steelers Sunday in overtime -- but it wasn't his fault he choked, it was God's.

The Steelers ended up winning the game 19-16 ... but we think Steve Johnson has bigger problems on his hands.
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This Sunday Try Playing Dress up

Football gives you an opportunity to wear your favorite team logo and dress up for the big event. Surprisingly, this can actually be quite fun, and it will certainly induce feelings of football fever. If you are more likely to want to stick with one team, then check out sports websites for a wide array of team apparel. It is amazing how engaged and connected you will feel once you start wearing team jerseys and buying football merchandise.
NFL.com has a wide range of woman's apparel, from form fitting jerseys to nail polish and spa sets.
check it out at http://www.nflshop.com

Ochocinco's Engagement Gift .. A New Reality Show !!

 Only two days after Ochocinco's engagement VH1 offered Chad Ochocinco and his freshly-minted fiancée a new reality show ... but there's a catch.

According to sources close to the couple, VH1 made an offer to Chad and "Basketball Wives" star Evelyn Lozada last Tuesday ... just hours after news broke about the 10-carat engagement.

The show would be centered around the couple's post-engagement relationship leading up to the wedding.

According to sources, the couple is very interested ... but won't sign unless "the money and situation are right."

But clock's ticking -- because we're told VH1 wants to start shooting ASAP.

NFL Star Michael Oher -- Custom Built

NFL star Michael Oher -- the guy who inspired "The Blind Side" -- is 6'4" and 313 lbs which explains the custom tailored shirt he rocked out last night -- but the iced-out watch and personalized cufflinks?
That's just baller.

Oher and a few of his teammates hit an event for the HIKE Foundation -- a charity founded by fellow  Baltimore Ravens star Matt Birk.

It was reported Oher was extremely nice to people at the event -- and signed a ton of autographs ... with his non-bling hand. 

Tim Tebow Named in Crazy Lawsuit

WARNING: If the following Tim Tebow story sounds a little insane ... it's because it probably is.

A man in Florida is seeking protection from Tim Tebow Denver Broncos backup QB -- claiming he's been targeted by fans of the QB after telling people, "T-Bo sucks."

According to legal docs filed in Florida state court, a man named John D. Gilland claims he was recently kicked out of a gas station near the University of Florida -- Tim's old stomping grounds -- for verbally bashing the former Heisman winner.

Gilland claims he's "constantly being harassed by members of [Tebow's] school as well as fans of his school."

It's really unclear why Gilland thinks Tebow is a threat ... but in his rambling statement, dude also insinuates that President Obama is conspiring with a local street gang in a diabolical plot against him. So, yeah ....

Calls to Tebow's camp have not been returned.

Jerry Jones -- Screw the Cowboys, I'm Going to Vegas!

Just days after firing his head coach ... and watching his season go down in flames ... Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones plotted his next move -- partying with young chicks at a Vegas nightclub.

 

Jones -- wearing what appears to be a Super Bowl ring -- hit the Lavo nightclub in the Venetian Hotel last night and posed for a photo for our pals at SpyOnVegas.com.

For the first time this season -- he must feel lucky. 

Deion Sanders' Wife: I Won't Return to 'Football Wives'

Deion Sanders' wife Pilar is already telling her close friends that she absolutely will not return for another season of "Football Wives" ... despite the fact that Season One isn't even halfway over.

Sources close to the reality star say ... Pilar is sick of being "made to look like the villain" on the show and does not want to subject herself to another round of drama.

But that's not all Pilar is telling friends ... we're told she's unhappy with her cast-mates ... even telling one person, "Would they still call it "Football Wives" if their husbands aren't playing or aren't affiliated with the NFL any longer?"

We're guessing this won't be Pilar's last fling with reality TV -- word on the street is that she and Deion are shopping around a new show ... but so far, it's unclear what it will be about.

Chad Pennington -- Fired Up Over Eminem Song

"Opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo. "

Sorry the vid is not working, but you can still check it out HERE, yo!
Just days after the Miami Dolphins named Chad Pennington their new starting QB -- someone played Eminem's "Lose Yourself" during team warm ups ... and nobody was more FIRED UP to hear it than Chad.
Pennington -- who's been Chad Henne's backup all season -- went bonkers this morning at the Dolphins' practice facility while his team looked on ... and Jeff at JeffDarlingtonSports.com caught the whole thing on tape.

Jessica Simpson Engaged -- Take That, Nick Lachey!

How's this for coincidence -- Jessica Simpson announced today that she is engaged to former football star Eric Johnson ... just days after her ex Nick Lachey got engaged to longtime girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.

 

STAY POSTED for expected dueling pregnancies in the months to come.

Chad Ochocinco Proposes ... With 10 Carat Ring

"Basketball Wives" star Evelyn Lozada is now the future Mrs. Chad Ochocinco -- The NFL star popped the question today ... and used a 10-carat engagement ring to seal the deal.

 

Sources close to the couple say Chad proposed to Evelyn -- his GF of only 4 months -- today in Cincinnati. She had flown in from Miami just yesterday to visit.

Lozada obviously said yes ... because she just tweeted a picture of the ridiculous ring (above) -- saying, "I'm no rabbit but 10 carats looks good on me!! Let the hating begin."

So far, no wedding date has been set -- we're told the couple plans to be engaged for a while. 

Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Mike Williams Arrested for DUI

Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver Mike Williams was arrested for DUI last night -- but cops don't think the rookie superstar was drunk.

As ProFootballTalk first reported, Williams was pulled over in Hillsborough County, Florida around 2:48 AM after cops say he was going 57 in a 45 ... and weaving all over the place.

Cops say the 23-year-old failed a field sobriety test -- and eventually took two breathalyzer tests once he had been taken to a nearby police station. Cops say he blew a .061 and a .065 -- both under the legal limit of .08.

Law enforcement officials say Williams may have been under the influence of something that can't be detected by a breathalyzer -- so they asked him to submit to a urine test.

Williams obliged -- but the results of the pee test are still pending and could take weeks.  

Williams was released early this morning -- and we're told he was "very cooperative with the arresting officer and agreed to everything that was requested.”

Keep posted for results on Williams' urine test!!

Sneaky Middle School Football Trick Play

Brett Favre's Penis Gets Huge Offer!

Not everybody's shying away from Brett Favre's penis these days -- The embattled QB just got an offer to expose himself on the grandest stage of all ... "The Puppetry of the Penis."
Ever since dong-filled photos -- allegedly starring Brett's man parts surfaced online ... the guys at the long-running "POTP" have taken notice ... and want to sign Brett up for work.

In fact, the show's creator Simon Morley just fired off a letter to Brett's agent saying, "I, unlike a lot of people in the USA at the moment, am quite impressed with Brett's complete lack of shame."

He continues, "We would like to offer him the opportunity to join our traveling troupe on a  tour of Europe" ... followed by a stint in the U.S. where he could perform "genital art across America."

We're guessing Brett probably won't accept the offer -- but with 5 fumbles on the season already, he could probably stand to brush up on his ball handling skills.

Randy Moss falls victim of a surprise cut by the Minnesota Vikings

Alright ladies, pay attention to this one -- Randy Moss was the victim of a surprise cut by the Minnesota Vikings ... and since his release, Moss has been getting killed in the press for allegedly creating drama in the locker rooms of both the Vikings and the New England Patriots. 
Not everyone connected to Randy Moss is kicking the guy when he's down ... the NFL star's college coach not only has Randy's back ... but insists Moss has always been a "team guy."

An interview with Bleacher Report spoke to Marshall University head coach Bob Pruett -- who led Randy and The Herd to a conference championship back in 1997 ... Dude explains the Randy he knows was "always a role model."

But Coach Pruett -- who says he still talks frequently with Randy -- explains. "[Moss] definitely wears his emotions on his sleeve" ... but insists "He's just a competitive athlete who wants to win ... he's always been a team guy."

Pruett did have one interesting criticism about the Vikings -- saying, "It seems like the people at Minnesota are having problems with players other than [Randy]."

Wonder if he's talking about a guy who's name rhymes with Schmett Schmavre? (come on ladies we know what vikings player that would be don't we)

Brett Favre Admitts to Voice mails, NOT to Sending 'Junk' Pictures

Brett Favre admitted to NFL officials that he left voice mails for Jenn Sterger, but denied sending her salacious photos ... this according to a report by Fox Sports.

 

Favre met with NFL security on Tuesday, according to Fox Sports, as part of its investigation into whether Favre violated the NFL's personal conduct policy.
So far, Sterger has not cooperated with the NFL's investigation.

Have you Met VH1's Football Wives?

Here’s the cast of the next chapter in VH1’s seminal reality TV series featuring current, future or former wives, and/ or baby mamas of professional athletes. The cast includes:

• Pilar Sanders, married to Deion Sanders, all-pro cornerback, retired
• Amanda Davis married to Leonard Davis, guard, Dallas
• Chanita Foster, married to George Foster, tackle, UFL
• Brittany Pigrenet, girlfriend of David Buehler, kicker, Dallas
• Dawn Neufeld, married to Ryan Neufeld, tight end, UFL
• Melani Ismail, married to Rocket Ismail,  receiver, retired
• Erin McBriar, married to Mat McBriar, punter, Dallas
• Mercedes Nelson ex-girlfriend of a star player, Dallas  

The series premiered last Sunday, here is what you missed:
During Sunday night's premiere episode -- there was one official cast member missing from the show, Mercedes Nelson (far right of above picture) ... reportedly the ex-girlfriend of Dallas Cowboys running back Marion Barber.

Multiple sources involved with the production blogged hell broke loose while the girls were taping a scene recently ... after Nelson "flipped out" and threw a bunch of tabletop items at Chanita Foster (bottom left).
Producers shut down production and "came to an agreement" that it would be best for Mercedes to leave the show because it just "wasn't for her."
Mercedes was suspiciously absent from Sunday night's premiere ... but VH1 is adamant that she wasn't asked to leave, explaining on their blog, "She only ended up being in a few episodes due to story lines."

As for the illegal forward pass -- VH1 admits, "she does throw something" ... but won't reveal details ... because they plan on using it in the show.

Ochocinco -Taunting Atlanta Falcons with T-Shirts

Chad Ochocinco is up to his old tricks ... trying to mess with his next opponents -- the Atlanta Falcons -- by sending their defensive backs t-shirts with his mug plastered all over the front.

Sources close to Chad tell us the Cincinnati Bengals star shipped boxes of shirts featuring the "Mad Chad" character from his iPhone app to Falcons cornerbacks Brent Grimes, Dunta Robinson and Chris Owens and safeties William Moore and Thomas DeCoud.

If you recall, Chad sent gift baskets of deodorant to the Baltimore Ravens last year ... so they didn't sweat the matchup.  And in 2004, he sent Pepto-Bismol to the Cleveland Browns -- insisting they would be sick to their stomachs trying to cover him.

So why the t-shirts this year? We couldn't get an explanation from Chad ... but we're guessing he'll probably have some sort of explanation before Sunday's game. Stay posted !

NFL Punter -- Busted for Being Waaaaaasted

Indianapolis Colts punter (and total hottie) Pat McAfee was arrested last night and charged with public intoxication after a random woman called 911 claiming he was shirtless, "out of it" -- and tried to get in her car. Indianapolis police found 23-year-old McAfee shirtless and soaking wet -- which is weird because it had not been raining.

According to the police report, cops asked the kicker how much he had to drink -- and he replied, "A lot 'cause I am drunk."  McAfee continued, "I know I am drunk, but does that mean I cannot walk home?"

Dude later took a breathalyzer test and registered a 0.15 -- almost double the legal limit.

We're told he's still in police custody ... "sobering up."

UPDATE: McAfee was arraigned and charged with one count of public intoxication ... a misdemeanor. He was released without bail and is due back in court on Friday

Roethlisberger Jeered Outside, Cheered Inside During Heinz Field Return

According to TMZ various protesters were holding signs that read "Big Ben's a Jagoff"
"No Means No"  "Don't Let Ben Rape Again" and  "Consent is not a Game"
The protesters were upstaged by Bens supporters who had signs of their own and shouted down the protesters as they made their way into the stadium.
By the way the game went Sunday.. Roethisberger's 3 touchdown passes could have been enough to win everyone over.

Welcome to your hub for easy fun gameday food! We will be exploring all the football faves from chils to hotdogs and much more. Enjoy!!

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Cops: Pacman Jones was 'Combative, Belligerent'

Cincinnati Bengals star Adam "Pacman" Jones was "belgerant [sic] and combative" with officers during his arrest in Cincinnati yesterday ... this according to the police report obtained by TMZ. 

According to the report, Jones was driving his silver Jaguar near Great American Ball Park when he "swerved to avoid striking another vehicle and ran on to the sidewalk."

Cops say Jones' car caused a pedestrian to fall down ... but the person wasn't hurt.

Officers claim they ran a routine check on Jones ... and a dispatcher indicated there was "some type of open warrant."

Cops say it was noisy when they were speaking to the dispatcher and "did not hear the dispatcher correct herself and state that the outstanding warrant was for another person."

Cops say they released Jones two blocks away from the scene to "avoid onlookers and embarrassment." Cops have since issued an apology to Jones ... no word if he'll accept it

A new NFL marketing campaign aims to help women 'love your team without looking like your on it'

Vogue, step aside. The NFL is going from the gridiron to the runway with fashion advice to help female fans wear their team colors everywhere from tailgates to posh nightclubs.

The league has thousands of new products including jeans with logos on the back pockets, flip-flops and yoga mats for women this year. It is pairing up with shops such as Victoria's Secret and Destination Maternity to sell the new products this fall in 3,000 new stores.
The league launched a $10 million marketing effort on Monday with television commercials and a new website at www.nfl.com/women.

Gisele's Face Time ... With Another Man

"If they do it with you, they'll do it to you!!"
Supermodel Gisele was caught getting real up close and personal with some guy who was not her husband Tom Brady at a masquerade gala in Paris on Thursday.

FYI: Remember how Tom and Gisele met? Check out the Player Gossip section for a refresser

Wrong number: Ochocinco cereal box includes sex line number!!!

Charity-minded callers are being intercepted by a phone-sex line because of a typo on Chad Ochocinco Cereal boxes.

The phone number is supposed to connect callers to Feed the Children, which benefits from sales of the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver's cereal. But the box has the wrong toll-free prefix, meaning callers hear a seductive-sounding woman who makes risque suggestions, then asks for a credit-card number.

Cincinnati-based Kroger Co. said Thursday it was pulling all Ochocinco cereal boxes from its grocery shelves because of the error. Some local stores had them on special display after the launch about a month ago.

The low fat, honey nut, toasted oat cereal was available for $5 per box.

"Feed the Children inadvertently provided the producers of the cereal box with an '800' number instead of the correct number with an '888' exchange," Bailey said in a statement. "We greatly regret the mistake and the trouble it has caused, but Chad himself was in no way involved in this error."

Poor Chad, this one wasn't even his fault.. This guy just can't help but find trouble. 

Football Sunday Etiquette

I know how frustrating it is watching your guy plopped in front of the TV for hours, instead of paying attention to you. I know how annoying it is when he screams at the TV in ways you didn't think he was capable of. But something I don’t know is how men actually care so much about their football teams. Its something I have decided I won’t ever understand.. But here are a few simple guidelines to follow when your boy watching his team.

NOTE: It’s very important you know your significant others favourite team, and can identify when they are playing. 

1.    Identifying the mood of the game is a strong required skill. (especially if its the favourite team playing). Sensing the tension is high between him and your TV means that it’s probably not a good idea to bring up.... well.. ANYTHING. Being quiet is probably the best for now. And if its really important.. don’t worry, there will be a commercial on in about 5 min!!

2.    Don’t change the channel! I don’t think I really have to explain this one.. Just don’t do it.. unless your looking for World War 3!!

3.    Yes Background music is ok..but remember its background music. The commentary is just as important to your guy as the picture.

4.    Having friends over to watch the game is the perfect way to make slothing around the TV a somewhat social event. But be careful, inviting friends over with strong opinions on the house favourite team can spark some unwelcome tension. Tips: remember that football is on ALL DAY SUNDAY games starting at 1:00,4:00, 8:00. Work around the schedule of your house favourite team.

5.    Snacks and Drinks are a great idea no matter what the ‘mood’ of the game!

While some of these rules seem serious. We have to remember it’s just a game to us, but it’s obviously something more to our much loved men. Be respectful while their watching their team and they will be forever grateful.